To Be No 1

[Intro] [Verse 1] Give me a job The one I haven’t got Don’t write me off at anytime Don’t ever leave me unsatisfied I don’t wanna come in a second I just wanna come Don’t wanna be the last in line Don’t wanna be just left behind [Chorus 1] And in the evening when I come home It is time to throw my dog a bone That’s when I wear my shirt that says In capital letters In capital letters [Chorus 2] Isn’t it fun fun fun to be number one (He’s got no job got no blow got no Monica to go to) Isn’t it fun fun fun to be number one (He’s a superstar wunderbar out of touch too much) [Verse 2] Don’t tell me I’m small An inch too short I might not be your size but I’m sure great And definitely underpaid So give me a job The one I haven’t got Don’t tell me I’m too poor to join the club To hang out with the big shots [Chorus 1] And in the evening when I come home It is time to throw my dog a bone That’s when I wear my shirt that says In capital letters In capital letters [Chorus 2] Isn’t it fun fun fun to be number one (He’s got no job got no blow got no Monica to go to) Isn’t it fun fun fun to be number one (He’s a V.I.P. wannabe all he ever wants is) Isn’t it fun fun fun to be number one (He’s got no job got no blow got no Monica to go to) Isn’t it fun fun fun yeah to be number one (He’s a V.I.P. wannabe all he ever wants is) To be number one [Solo] A  G (x4)    (x2) [Chorus 1] And in the evening when I come home It is time to throw my dog a bone That’s when I wear my shirt that says In capital letters In capital letters [Chorus 2] Isn’t it fun fun fun to be number one (He’s got no job got no blow got no Monica to go to) Isn’t it fun fun fun yeah to be number one (He’s a superstar wunderbar out of touch too much) [Outro] Isn’t it fun fun fun to be number one (to be number one) fun fun fun to be number one (to be number one) (He’s got no job got no blow got no Monica to go to)