Mr President

[Intro] E   D x8 [Verse] I’m so hungry haven’t eaten for days now I can’t focus I tend to space out The pawn shop’s got my CD player And I pay a bill or two that way The landlord is about to evict me So I creep through to hallway quickly I leave the mail in a pile on the floor In case the bastard peaks though the door [Pre-Chorus]    The situation’s getting worse by the hour    I wrestle roaches the size of rats in the shower [Chorus] But don’t cry Mr. President I won’t lie the danger’s evident And not fine except for some tenents Go back to sleep now! Don’t cry Mr. President I won’t lie the danger’s evident And not fine but I just can’t pay the rent Just count your sheep now Go back to sleep now! [Verse] My Mom has started to fear all strangers The neighborhood she says is getting too dangerous She’s too afraid to even go to the store She says there’s junkies outside the door And she’s convinced that they’re all out to get her She’s too afraid to even open up her letters So if you can look into this ASAP I know your a busy man but please help me [Pre-Chorus]    The situation’s getting worse by the minute    I’m eating rock-hard bread with rat droppings in it [Chorus] But don’t cry Mr. President I won’t lie the danger’s evident And not fine except for some tenents Go back to sleep now! Don’t cry Mr. President I won’t lie the danger’s evident And not fine but I just can’t pay the rent Just count your sheep now Go back to sleep now! [Interlude] E   D x3     [Verse] And when we go to clubs we don’t allways get in ’Cause according to the bouncer we don’t fit in So we’re stuck on park benches sittin’ drinkin’ as the temperature just keeps sinkin’ The social worker hands me a folder But were not going although were growing colder frustrated with the bottle’o’gin in the hand Yes you can already get in to imagine man [Pre-Chorus]    That the situation’s getting worse every second    I’m lucky to reach middle age now I reckon [Chorus] But don’t cry Mr. President I won’t lie the danger’s evident And not fine except for some tenents Go back to sleep now! Don’t cry Mr. President I won’t lie the danger’s evident And not fine but I just can’t pay the rent Just count your sheep now Go back to sleep now! Don’t cry Mr. President I won’t lie the danger’s evident And not fine except for some tenents Go back to sleep now! Don’t cry Mr. President I won’t lie the danger’s evident And not fine but I just can’t pay the rent Just count your sheep now Go back to sleep now!