I Couldnt Spell
Sam The Sham & The Pharaohs
I Couldn’t Spell @#$@$:Sam The Sham And The Pharaohs. #120 on BB Hot 100 in 1968 on MGM Records. SPOKEN:(Old skinny-legged thing..gonna send you back to High-School.) #1. Drew a mustache on your picture..threw your ring away. I’ wrote you letter but I couldn’t spell @#$@$.. and that’s all I got to say..that’s all I got to say. #2. When I found out you’d been untrue..not a minute did I delay. I’ wrote you letter but I couldn’t spell @#$@$.. and that’s all I got to say..that’s all I got to say. BRIDGE: I even went to where we used to go outside of town. I found the tree where we carved our names and chopped that jive thing down. #3. I burned the tie you gimme..never dug it anyway. I’ wrote you letter but I couldn’t spell @#$@$.. and that’s all I got to say..that’s all I got to say. BRIDGE: I’m gonna do everything I can..to get even with you. I started today when I wrote your name down..in thirty-four telephone booths. #3. I burned the tie you gimme..never dug it anyway. I’ wrote you letter but I couldn’t spell @#$@$.. and that’s all I got to say..that’s all I got to say. OUTRO:SPOKEN: (Dirty rotten @#$%&*@# skinny-legged @!#$%&*+*&%$#@..) A sixties smash from Kraziekhat.