Morning Wood

[Intro] [Acapella choir] N.C. Moooooooorning Woood      Yeeehhhaaaa!!!! [Verse 1] Well I get up in the mornin and I’m feelin good ’Cause underneath the covers is my mornin’ wood My wife wakes up and looks my way Kids run in and ruin my day [Chorus] Wood wood wood morning wood wood wood He’s a man who really loves his morning Wood wood wood morning wood wood wood [Verse 2] Well I walked in the bathroom and tried to pee All hunched over tryin’ to avoid the seat I raised up and still the same So on the wall I wrote my name [Chorus] Wood wood wood morning wood wood wood He’s a man who really loves his morning Wood wood wood morning wood wood wood [Verse 3] Ya my wife walks in and sees the mess I can tell right away she’s not impressed I clean it all up and I start to cry It won’t go down and I don’t know why [Chorus] Wood wood wood morning wood wood wood He’s a man who really loves his morning Wood wood wood morning wood wood wood [Verse 4] Well I got to go to work and there’s still no change I’m thinking by now there’s something strange Still feels good and it really don’t hurt So all I do is untuck my shirt [Chorus] Wood wood wood morning wood wood wood He’s a man who really loves his morning He’s a man who really loves his morning He’s a man who really loves his morning YeeeeeHaaaa!! [Speech] N.C.                                 Rodney you’re not going to work like that are you? N.C.                  Honey I’m taking the convertible yaahaa!