Dancin With A Man

Rodney Carrington ? Dancin? With A Man      I saw her sitting in a bar room In that smokey atmosphere She smiled back at me As I drank that one last beeraa                                      - Then she pulled me on the dance floorio And we danced a song or two It was then I realized that I Had bit off more than I can chew. I think I?m Dancin’ With A Man     She got calluses on her hand She?s got a voice like Johnny Cash Is she hiding a mustache   I think I?m Dancin’ With A Man. We sat down and talked awhile And we listened to the band Oh then a friend of mine walked by And he asked her if she’d dance And he gently took her hand oooh oooh And he twirled her round and round It looked like he was having fun   Until her skirt fell to the ground. I think he’s Dancin’ With A Man The boys at the lodge won’t understand   As they two stepped across the floor I quickly headed for the door I think he’s Dancin’ With A Man. Good Lord were Dancin’ With A Man    It will be known through out the land Two boys from Texas danced a gig With a dude who wore a wig We’ve been Dancin’ With A Man. She crushed a beer can on her head Good Lord her foreheads red We’ve been Dancin’ With A Man damn big Man.   Alternate verse 2 (Live version) I think I?m Dancin’ With A Man She got calluses on her hand She?s got a voice deeper than mine Is she gets a stiffy when we grind I think I?m Dancin’ With A Man. Alternate verse 3 (Live version) I think he’s Dancin’ With A Man The boys at the lodge won’t understand   With her hand on his behind They two stepped til half past nine I think he’s Dancin’ With A Man. Alternate verse 4 (Live Version) Ahhh s**t I think were Dancin’ With A Man It will be known through out the land Two boys from Texas danced a gig With a dude who wore a wig We’ve been Dancin’ With A Man.