Golden Blunders
Ringo Starr
Verse 1: Golden blunders come in pairs they’re very unaware What they know is what they’ve seen Education wasn’t fun but now that school is done Higher learning’s just begun hey hey hey You’re gonna watch what you say for a long time You’re gonna suffer the guilt forever You’re gonna get in the way at the wrong time You’re gonna mess up things you thought you would never Verse 2: Disappointment breeds contempt it makes you feel inept Never thought you’d feel alone at home His and hers forever more throw your freedom out the door Before you find out what it’s for hey hey hey You’re gonna watch what you say for a long time You’re gonna suffer the guilt forever You’re gonna get in the way at the wrong time You’re gonna mess up things you thought you would never Solo Bridge: Four weeks seemed like a long time then But nine months is longer now But even if you never speak again You’ve already made the wedding vow You’re gonna watch what you say for a long time (boy) You’re gonna suffer the guilt forever You’re gonna get in the way at the wrong time (girl) You’re gonna mess up things you thought you would never Verse 3: Honeymoons will never start bonds will blow apart Just as fast as they were made Men and women please beware don’t pretend you care Nothing lasts when nothing’s there ah ha ha You’re gonna watch what you say for a long time (boy) You’re gonna suffer the guilt forever You’re gonna get in the way at the wrong time (girl) You’re gonna mess up things you thought you would never You’re gonna watch what you say for a long time (boy) You’re gonna suffer the guilt forever You’re gonna get in the way at the wrong time (girl) You’re gonna mess up things you thought you would never You’re gonna watch what you say for a long time (boy) You’re gonna suffer the guilt forever You’re gonna get in the way at the wrong time (girl) You’re gonna mess up things you thought you would never You’re gonna watch what you say for a long time