You Cant Fool The Fat Man
Randy Newman
--------------------------------------------------------------------------- You Can’t Fool The Fat Man - Randy Newman --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Written by: Randy Newman From: “Little Criminals” (1977) Tabbed by: maguri Tuning: Standard Basic riff 1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + 1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + 1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + 1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + e|3-------3-------|3---------------|3-------3-------|3---------------| B|2-------1-------|0---2-2---3-----|2-------1-------|0---2-2---1-----| G|2-------2-------|0---3-3---4-----|2-------2-------|0---3-3---2-----| D|2-------0-------|0---0-0---0-----|2-------0-------|0---0-0---0-----| A|0---------------|----------------|0---------------|----------------| E|----------------|3---------------|----------------|3---------------| 1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + 1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + 1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + 1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + e|3-------3-------|3---------------|3-------3-------|3-1-0-----------| B|2-------1-------|0---2-2---3-----|2-------1-------|0-0-0-3---------| G|2-------2-------|0---3-3---4-----|2-------2-------|0---------0-----| D|2-------0-------|0---0-0---0-----|2-------0-------|0---------0-----| A|0---------------|----------------|0---------------|----------------| E|----------------|3---------------|----------------|3-----------3---| CHORDS A7 x-0-2-2-2-3 D7sus4 x-x-0-2-1-3 G/F 1-x-0-0-3-x C/E 0-3-2-0-1-0 Cm/Eb x-6-5-5-4-x Gm/D x-x-0-3-3-x B7/D# x-x-1-2-0-2 Em/D x-x-0-0-0-0 --------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Intro] | D7sus4 | | D7sus4 | | | D7sus4 | | D7sus4 | | [Verse 1] A7 D7sus4 G Sittin’ with the fat man A7 D7sus4 G Tryin’ to get a loan A7 D7sus4 G Talkin’ about horses A7 D7sus4 G And the women that we’ve known [Verse 2] A7 D7sus4 G Spittin’ on the sidewalk A7 D7sus4 G Squintin’ into the sun A7 D7sus4 G Greetin’ all the people A7 D7sus4 G Smilin’ at every- one [Interlude] | / | / / | / D7sus4 | / / | | / | | / D7sus4 | | [Verse 3] A7 D7sus4 G I said "Hey listen Fat Man A7 D7sus4 G I just can’t get a break A7 D7sus4 G Must I pay my whole life long A7 D7sus4 G For just one mistake?" [Verse 3] A7 D7sus4 G "My brother’s in the armed forces A7 D7sus4 G My sister is in jail A7 D7sus4 G Won’t you give me fifty dollars A7 D7sus4 G So I can pay her bail?" [Interlude] | / | / / | / D7sus4 | / / | | / | | / D7sus4 | | [Verse 5] A7 D7sus4 G He said "You can’t fool the Fat Man A7 D7sus4 G No you can’t fool me A7 D7sus4 G You’re just a two-bit grifter A7 D7sus4 G That’s all you’ll ever be" [Verse 6] A7 D7sus4 G "You can’t fool the Fat Man A7 D7sus4 G No you can’t fool me A7 D7sus4 G You’re just a two-bit grifter A7 D7sus4 G That’s all you’ll ever be" [Outro] | / | / / | / D7sus4 |