Putin

Some forms I’m using Am/B    x2221x Dbdim7  x4535x Gb7+    4x455x A/Db    x4222x Bm/Ab   4x332x F7sus   1x334x A+      x02221 Eb      x1134x Eb7     x6564x Eb/G    3x5343 Thumb on 6th str B+/Gb   22x443 Bdim7/ 02313x alternate the bass to on this one [Intro]     E|-----0--------------------------------0---0---0---0----| B|-----0---4---3---2---1---0------------0---0---0---0----| G|-----0---0---0---0---0---0---3----2---0---0---0---0----| D|-----2---2---2---2---2---2---2----2---5---4---2---1----| A|-----2---2---2---2---2---2---2----2--------------------| E|-----0---0---0---0---0---0---0----0--------------------| | |/ |/ |/ | | |/ | /|/ | [Verse 1 Randy Newman] Putin puttin’ his pants on One leg at a time Mean he’s just like a regular fella huh? He ain’t nothin’ like a regular fella! Putin puttin’ his hat on Hat size number nine You sayin’ Putin’s gettin’ big-headed? Dbdim7  C7          B7 Putin’s head’s just fine! He can drive his giant tractor Across the Trans-Siberian plain! He can power a nuclear reactor                    F7sus  C With the left side of his brain! And when he take his shirt off He drive the ladies crazy! And when he take his shirt off Make me wanna be a lady! It’s the Putin Girls! [Chorus: Putin Girls] Putin if you put it would you put it where you put it? Putin if you put it would you put it next to me? Putin if you put it would you put it where you put it? Putin if you put it would you put it next to me? [Interlude: Randy Newman] Now Putin hates the Putin Girls cause he hates vulgarity and he loves his mother country and he loves his family.       He and his ex-wife Lyudmila live right along the shore of the beautiful new Russian Black Sea. Let’s listen in a great man is speaking: [Verse 2: "Vladimir Putin"]     We fought a war for this?     I’m almost ashamed     The Mediterranean     Now there’s a resort worth fighting for!     If only the Greeks or the Turks     Would start to sniff around     Oh I’d bring the hammer down     So quick their woolly heads would spin! Woolly head woolly head woolly head Oh wait a minute even better! What if the Kurds got in the way? Hey Kurds and way Kurds and way! Sometimes a people is greater than their leader: Germany Kentucky and France Sometimes a leader towers over his country: Bdim7/E                                    A One shot at glory they won’t get a second chance I’ll drag these peasants kicking and screaming Into the 21st century I thought we’d make it I must’ve been dreaming Bdim/E                                                      A These chicken farmers and fire clerks gonna be the death of me [Outro: "Vladimir Putin" and Putin Girls] I can’t do it Sure you can! I can’t do it! Yeah you can! What makes you say that girls? I’ll tell you why: Cause you’re the Putin Man!            Who whipped Napoleon? We did! Who won World War II? The Americans! That’s a good one ladies It’s our turn to sit in the comfy chair!   And you’re the man gonna get us there!   I don’t know Lenin couldn’t do it!   I don’t know Stalin couldn’t do it! Now they couldn’t do it why do you think I can? You’re gonna lead our people to the Promised Land! You’re right!   Cause goddamn I’m the Pu-u-tin Man!