Christmas camel

Intro: (descending piano glissando) piano arr. for guitar {2x: band enters 2nd time}:                                v       v       v       v         v       v       v       v ---------------------------------|--------------------------------- ---------3-3---3-4---3-----------|-3-3---3-4---3------------------- ---------3-3---3-5---3-------3---|-3-3---3-5---3------------------- -5-------5-5---5-5---5-------3---|-5-5---5-5---5------------------- ---------------------------------|--------------------------------- -3-------------------------------|--------------------------------- Verse 2: My Amazon six-triggered bride ()                         Now searching for a place to hide ()                     Still sees truth quite easily ()                   Shrouds all else in mystery While madmen     in top    hats and tails    Impale themselves on    six inch nails And some Arabian   also-ran    Impersonates a   watering can {repeat intro w/full band after each verse} Verse 2: Some Santa Claus-like face of note Entreats my ears to set afloat My feeble sick and weary brain And I am overcome with shame And hide inside my overcoat And hurriedly begin to quote And some Arabian   sheik most grand Impersonates a   hot dog stand Instrumental break: (guitar solo over verse chords) Verse 3: Red Cross ambulance outside Could only mean that I must hide ’Til dusk and finally the night When I will make a hasty flight Across the sea and far away To where the weary exiles stay And some Arabian   oil well Impersonates a   padded cell Coda: And some Arabian   oil well    Impersonates a   padded cell {repeat intro; end cold on last of 2nd repeat}