Burger Queen

Here’s a plain chord arrangement for this beautiful song. Tuning is standard. Put a capo on the first fret to make it easier. Verse 1 ------- Slightly be-----mused by his lack of direction Hey you hey you      Came to this   world by    caesarean section Hey you hey you      Chooses his    clothes to match his pallid complexion Hey you hey you      Now it takes him all    day just to     get an erection Hey you things aren’t what they seem Chorus 1 ---------             Makes no sense at all             Things aren’t what they seem             Makes no sense at all ... *          Verse 2 ------- (follow the same pattern as in verse 1) Goes out to cruise and to meet his connection Hey you hey you      He never scores he just gets an infection Hey you hey you      Dreams of a place with a better selection      Hey you hey you      Still it takes him all day just to get an erection Hey you things aren’t what they seem Chorus 2 ---------             Makes no sense at all             Things aren’t what they seem             Makes no sense at all             Things aren’t what they seem             Makes no sense at all             Things aren’t what they seem             Luxemburger Queen             He’s a Burger Queen Solo ---- Ab       Absus2 Eb Ab       Absus2 Eb Then play half a verse and chorus 1. Ab* is played barre 4th fret. Eb* is played barre 6th fret. The remaining of the song follows the verse and chorus patterns. Feel free to comment.