Pigs Three Different Ones

Intro *Pig snorts* | | % | | % | | | % | | % | Verse 1: Big man pig man Haha charade you are    Wooh! You     well-heeled big wheel Haha    charade you are   And when your hand is on your heart   You’re nearly a good laugh     almost a joker With your head down in the pig bin Sayin’ "Keep on digging" Pig stain on your fat chin What do you hope to find Down in the pig mine? You’re nearly a laugh You’re nearly a laugh but you’re really a cry   | | % | | % | | | % | | % | | | % | | % | | | % | | % | Verse 2: Haha charade you are    You fucked up old hag Haha charade you are   You radiate cold shafts of broken glass   You’re nearly a good laugh     almost worth a quick grin You like the feel of steel. You’re hot stuff with a hatpin And good fun with a handgun You’re nearly a laugh You’re nearly a laugh but you’re really a cry   Instrumental: | | %  | | %  |      x8 |   | | | |      x8 | | %  | | %  |      x8 Verse 3: Hey you Whitehouse Haha charade you are   You house proud town mouse Haha charade you are   You’re tryin’ to keep our feelings off the street You’re nearly a real treat. All tight lips and cold feet And do you feel abused? You! Gotta stem the evil tide and keep it all on the inside Mary you’re nearly a treat Mary you’re nearly a treat but you’re really a cry    | | % | | % | | | % | | % | | | % | | % | | | % | | % | Outro | | % | | % | | % | | % |