Pigs, Sheep and Wolves
Paul Simon
Big and fat pig's supposed to look like that Barnyard thug sleeps on straw and he calls it a rug Yeah it's a rug OK he's walking down the street And nobody's going to argue with him he's a half-a-ton of pig meat Up in the hills above the farm Lives a pack of wolves never did no harm Sleep all day hunt till four Maybe catch a couple of rodents you know carnivore Sheep in the meadow nibbling on some clover One of those sheep just wanders over Sits by a rock separated from the flock He's just sitting by a rock N.C. Where did he go? I don't know Well he was here a minute ago I don't know Sheep's dead Got a gash as big as a wolf's head Oh God Big and fat pig's supposed to look like that Wallowing in lanolin he's rubbing it into his pigskin Oh police are goin crazy sayin "Let's get him let's get that wolf" "Let's get him let's get that wolf" "Let's get him let's kill him let's get him let's kill him" Court-appointed lawyer wasn't very bright Or maybe he was bright maybe it was just a late night Yeah it was just a late night and he files some feeble appeal And the governor says "forget it it's a done deal" "There's an election I don't care election I'll give that wolf a lethal injection" "Let's get him let's get that wolf" "Let's get him let's get that wolf" "Let's get him let's kill him let's get him let's kill him" "Let's get him kill him let's get him let's kill him let's" -- ah N.C.. Whew slow Here comes the media With their their camera Asking everybody's opinion About pigs sheep and wolves Big and fat pig's supposed to laugh like that "This is hilarious what a great time" "I'm the pig who committed the perfect crime" Ah ha ha ha ha hehehehehehehehe All around the world France and Scandinavia Candle-light vigils protesting behavior It's animal behavior It's animal behavior It's pigs sheep and wolves Pigs sheep and wolves Pigs sheep and wolves It's animal behavior It's pigs sheep and wolves