I Write Sins Not Tragedies (ver. 3)

Intro:     Oh well imagine as I’m pacing the pews in a church corridor   and I can’t help but to hear no I can’t help but to hear an exchanging of words:   "What a beautiful wedding! What a beautiful wedding!" says a bridesmaid to a waiter.   "Yes but what a shame what a shame the poor groom’s bride is a whore."   I’d chime in with a "Haven’t you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"   No it’s much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.   I’d chime in "Haven’t you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"   No it’s much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of...   Well in fact well I’ll look at it this way I mean technically our marriage is saved   Well this calls for a toast so pour the champagne Oh! Well in fact well I’ll look at it this way I mean technically our marriage is saved Well this calls for a toast so pour the champagne pour the champagne               I’d chime in with a "Haven’t you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"   No it’s much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.   I’d chime in "Haven’t you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"   No it’s much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and racionality        Again...   I’d chime in with a "Haven’t you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"   No it’s much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.   I’d chime in "Haven’t you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"   No it’s much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and racionality        Again...