Humbug
Owl City
SONG: HUMBUG ARTIST: OWL CITY TAB BY: DON CZARSKI EMAIL: HUMBUG OWL CITY CAPO: NONE INTRO: E ---------------------- B ---------------------- G -8-7---8-------------- D -8---8---8-----8-7-8-- A -------------8-------- E ---------------------- VERSE: That moment the first few flakes start falling Is the moment before I burst into tears ’Cause snow in the air means Christmas shopping And the thought of it all just stresses me out Wo-oh-oh-oe is me Wo-oh-oe is me VERSE: Would she kinda like this canary yellow? Or does she already own way too many scarves? I could get her a backpack and something to carry This is way too much pressure it’s breaking my heart Wo-oh-oh-oe is me Wo-oh-oe is me CHORUS: I’m ready to wrap that perfect Christmas gift But I haven’t found it yet ’Cause I don’t have a clue what to get you So I’ll give you my heart I wander around the store again and again But all I do is shrug ’Cause I don’t have a clue what to get you And I’m ready to say "Bah humbug"! Bah bah bah bah - bah humbug Bah-bah-bah-bah VERSE: I could get her a gift card to Olive Garden But what if Red Lobster is way more her thing? I don’t even know Well how ’bout a bike or like a ukelele? Or how ’bout I jump out the window? Window window window window Yeah how ’bout I jump out the window? Window window window window Singing ’Joy to the World’ face down in the snow! CHORUS: I’m ready to wrap that perfect Christmas gift But I haven’t found it yet ’Cause I don’t have a clue what to get you So I’ll give you my heart I hope it’ll do I wander around the store again and again But all I do is shrug ’Cause I don’t have a clue what to get you And I’m ready to say BREAK: I’ll wrap myself in paper and sit under the tree ’Cause the best gift I can give you Is this heart inside of me! INSTRUMENTAL: CHORUS: I’m ready to wrap that perfect Christmas gift But I ain’t found it yet ’Cause I don’t have a clue what to get you So I’ll give you my heart I hope it’ll do I wander around the store again and again But all I do is shrug ’Cause I don’t have a clue what to get you And I’m ’bout ready to say "Bah humbug!" OUTRO: Sor-or-ry for the hand towels! Bah humbug! Sor-or-ry for the Yankee candles! Bah humbug! Sorry for all this useless junk! The best gift I have to give Is my lo-ove (Huh. I hate shopping)