Potatoes and Molasses

Oh, potatoes and molasses If you want some, oh, just ask us They're warm and soft like puppies and socks Filled with cream and candy rocks Oh, potatoes and molasses They're so much sweeter than Algebra class If you're stomach is grumblin' And your mouth starts mumblin' There's only only one thing to keep your brain from crumblin' Oh, potatoes and molasses If you can't see 'em put on your glasses They're shiny and large like a fisherman's barge You know you eat enough when you start seeing stars Oh, potatoes and molasses It's the only thing left on your task list They're short and stout, They'll make everyone shout For potatoes and molasses For potatoes and......