The Haylor Song (trouble Parody)
One Direction
Intro: once upon a time once albums were debuted Haylor was concieved we panicked and we knew She’d hurt him she’d hurt him she’d hurt him him him him him. at first we didn’t care we figured she’d back off she’d always got around we thought she’d take a walk. and desert him desert him desert him him him him him. But she’s still here in the city. -stop now we realize and we can agree. (one strum) We knew she was trouble when snagged Styles. how could we allow Taylor to get him with her fake smiles it seems he’s her’s now. We knew she was trouble when she got Styles so shame on us now this fandom’s gettin’ kind of hostile -mute she’s gonna throw him in her ’ex boy’ pile. Ahh oh oh trouble trouble trouble Ahh oh oh trouble trouble trouble Verse 2: now harry’s got it bad they’re walking in times square the fans can see it all he doesn’t even care. he’s blinded he’s blinded he’s blinded-ed-ed-ed-ed. We heard they’re ’so in love’ from whispers on the street but all she really wants is a track for her cd i hope he sees i hope he sees i hope he see see see see sees. She’s so anal a control freak -once when he’ll realize he’ll dump her next week. (one strum) We knew she was trouble when snagged Styles. it seems he’s her’s now. Taylor to get him with her fake smiles how could we allow this fandom’s gettin’ kind of hostile -mute she’s gonna throw him in her ’ex boy’ pile. Hook: Ahh oh oh trouble trouble trouble Ahh oh oh trouble trouble trouble Bridge: and the saddest fear comes creeping in that we’d be pissed off if he loved anyone or anything yeah yeah yeah CHORUS #2: and now we’re gettin’ angry cause she snagged styles my dashboard hates her let’s just say this sht better be worthwhile cause if he dates her -mute she’s gonna put harry through some tough trials and write an album with his name on file Ahh oh oh trouble trouble trouble Ahh oh oh trouble trouble trouble