One Way Ticket To Fuckneckville

nofx ONE WAY TICKET TO FUCKNECKVILLE Intro: ----/ ---/------------/----| No Chord                                      No sleep ’til Fuckneckville it’s kind of funny you may not realize it until phone call stop     can’t get laid you find out where the parties were some time the next day one way ticket to seclusion now your losin’ C/open D                                    one way ticket to alienation you’re an inside joke is everybody supposed to be impressed with your ability to make us feel less significant than you we’re all chippin’ in the purchase you a one way first class ticket outta town pause                                                       millions sold a mega star there’s a million assholes with ten million guitars enjoy it now soon it ends      suddenly you find yourself without any friends                                                     one way ticket to isolation no you can hang with you                                                               you’ve been given a citation for excessive social faux pas and obnoxiousness go ahead keep telling us your fifteen-minute stories about what you had for breakfast then for lunch we’re all chippin’ for one big humble pie we’re gonna smash it in your face go ahead tell us about your last great sold out concert  and how your new record’s gonna top the charts we don’t care ’bout your expenses we just wanna have a laugh at your expense Outro:  ---/---/------------/--- Chord Definitions: e---x     e--x    b---x     b--x G---x     g--x D---5      d--x-| A---2     a--3--| E---x     e--x e---x      e---x-| b---x      b---x-| g---x      G---x-| a---3      A---3-| e---x      E---x-| e---x       e---x-| b---x       b---x-| g---x       g---x-| d---3       d---x-| a---3       a---7-| e---x       e---3-|