My Vagina
NOFX
[Verse] My vagina has two sets of lips But I don’t get monthly blood drips My vagina hardly even used [Verse] My vagina’s got lots of extra skin They took my outtie and made it an in Changing Donnie to Marie Osmond [Chorus] Operation sex-cessful But now I gotta pee Through a miniature hole Gotta remember to put the seat down And when I wipe my ass I go from front to back Cause I don’t want a bladder infection [Instrumental] x4 [Verse] I never thought I’d miss my vas deferans I traded it in for a pair of huge cans Now I get to hang with lesbians [Chorus] Operation paid up front Now I show all my friends My new designer cunt They think I’m kinda weird But that’s OK with me Cause now I kick their ass Playing from the ladies tee There’s nothing finer than having a vagina [Instrumental] x2