Linewleum
NOFX
Band: NOFX Album: The Single Album Song: Linewleum Tab: LoDennis Date: 27.01.2021 [Intro] C#5 Caug [Verse 1] intellectual property never meant anything to me so I’m not crazy for trying to pimp out a classic song at twenty-five years old it’s a humane thing to do even though you know we know you think it’s wrong E D#aug(no3) but after seven hundred covers and eighteen hundred shows D6(no3) A and because it’s a song that columbians love to hum we voted to pull the plug and euthanize "Linoleum" [Bridge 1] I think I was born into this world to piss people off [Interlude 1] so I’m doing what no smart band ever would I’m taking our one wellknown song and tryin’ to make it not very good [Verse 2] linoleum never meant anything to me I never even wrote a chorus just verses and a bridge it’s like bulldozing a bowling alley for a used record store decomposing your best song is sacrilege but when most hopeless bands play it wrong D#aug(no3) and it’s in Le Tigre’s best song D6(no3) A and it was the last song that Tony ever played it’s time to put linoleum out to stud and make sure that it gets laid [Solo] [Verse 3] E5 D#aug(no3) that’s me and I got a new kitchen floor D6(no3) but I still sleep with a close friend the leather trunk next to my bed E5 D#aug(no3) that’s me on the street and I’m walking with my kid D6(no3) when she told me she knows everything I did because she just finished our book N.C "Dad..." [Outro] what the fuck? what the hell? why did she feel the need to tell me that she knows her dad is more than kinda weird she knows that I do drugs D#aug(no3) she knows that I’m kinky but what keeps me up at night is that her and her friends know that I drink pee