Johnny Appleseed
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EL HEFE Through word of mouth Let it be known The man who spends his life on a mission He’s legendary MIKE Hey hey hey hey hey! Travelling From coast to coast He’s the contemporary Johnny Appleseed SPOKEN Man who’s talkin’ shit about Johnny anyway? He’s down for the cause holmes. He’s making sure His garden grows He’ll plant the seed In every town he goes Fertilizing The countryside You couldn’t stop him with Insecticide Makin’ sure that the garden grow (Yeah yeah yeah) He water the yard with the yarden hose And you know he be plantin’ the seed (Yeah yeah yeah) Groomin’ the backyard or whackin’ a weed SPOKEN Oh yes. This Johnny character is exactly what we’re looking for. H-He’s very street very gang very Hispanic. He’ll do just fine. When digging holes He be wearin’ a glove He go out to the shed He grab a shovel and he shove He plant the seed Makin’ sure it’s sowed He go into the shed And he start hoein’ with the hoe MIKE Ho ho ho ho! Makin’ sure that the garden grow (Yeah yeah yeah) He water the yard with the yarden hose Groomin’ the backyard or whackin’ a weed (Yeah yeah yeah) The contemporary Johnny Appleseed
