Hot Dog In A Hallway
NOFX
"Hot Dog In A Hallway" by NOFX [Intro] F A x4 2x D [Verse 1] She’ll have another piece of pie She’ll have a double reuben rye She works hard at eating well That’s why I love her [Verse 2] She’s got a couple of pony kegs Her arms are bigger than my legs And when she holds me I can’t breathe That’s why I love her [Chorus 1] I’m her butter she’s my bread She’s like a mobile waterbed And when I got on top of her I can’t touch the mattress And when her flesh begins to sag She’s like a human sleeping bag I feel so cozy safe and warm She’s my insulation [Verse 3] I always know just where she sat And when she’s on me I get flat Some broken ribs a punctured lung That’s why I love her [Chorus 2] She’s my phillie I’m her stud Her bean is bigger than my pud It’s like feeding a Tic-Tac to a whale That’s why I love her [Verse 4] She’ll have another piece of pie She’ll have a double reuben rye She works hard at eating well That’s why I love her
