Floyd The Barber
Nirvana
Intro: Verse: Bell on door ring; "come on in" Floyd observes my hairy chin Sit down in chair don’t be afraid. Steaming hot towel on my face I was shaved sha-a-a-a-a-a-a-ved asha-a-a-a-a-a-a-med I was shamed sha-a-a-a-a-a-a-ved asha-a-a-a-a-a-a-med Barney ties me to the chair I can’t see I’m really scared Floyd breathes hord I hear the zip Pee-Pee pressed against my lips Verse 2: I sense others in the room Opie Aunt Bea I presume They take turns they cut me up I died smothered Andy’s butt REFRÃO