Get Off The Stage

[Verse] Oh you silly old man You silly old man You’re making a fool of yourself So get off the stage [Verse] You silly old man In your misguided trousers With your mascara and your Fender guitar And you think you can arouse us? [Chorus] But the song that you just sang It sounds exactly like the last one And the next one I bet you it will sound Like this one [Verse] Downstage and offstage Don’t you feel all run in? And do you wonder when they will take it away? This is your final fling [Verse] But then applause ran high But for the patience of the ones behind you As a verse drags on like a month drags on It’s very short but it seems very long [Chorus] And the song that you just sang It sounds exactly like the last one And the next one I bet you it will sound Like this one [Verse] So get off the stage Oh get off the stage And when we get down off of the stage Please stay off the stage - ALL DAY! [Verse] So get off the stage Oh get off the stage And when we’ve had our money back Then I’d like your back in plaster [Chorus] Oh I know that you say How age has no meaning Oh but here is your audience now And they’re screaming: [Verse] Get off the stage Oh get off the stage Because I’ve given you enough of my time And the money that wasn’t even mine (Have you seen yourself recently?) [Outro] Oh get off the stage Oh get off the stage For whom the bell tolls