Eric The Half A Bee
Monty Python
Title: Eric the Half a Bee Artist: Monty Python Album: The Final Rip Off (spoken) A-one two a-one two three four! N.C. Half a bee philosophically Must ipso facto half not be. But half the bee has got to be Vis a vis its entity. D’you see? N.C. But can a bee be said to be Or not to be an entire bee When half the bee is not a bee Due to some ancient injury? Singing... La dee dee one two three Eric the half a bee. Eric the half a bee. Is this wretched demi-bee Half-asleep upon my knee Some freak from a menagerie? No! It’s Eric the half a bee! Fiddle de dum Fiddle de dee Eric the half a bee. Ho ho ho tee hee hee Eric the half a bee. I love this hive employee-ee Bisected accidentally One summer afternoon by me I love him carnally. He loves him carnally Semi-carnally. (spoken) N.C. Cyril Connolly? No semi-carnally. Oh. (sung quietly) N.C. Cyril Connolly.