You And Me In My Pocket (acoustic)

th fret Note: Every chord hammer to chord (watch the video). Occasionally hammer to (watch the video). Occasionally hammer to (watch the video). Intro:     x2 Verse: I wish you smelled a little funny   Not just funny really bad   We could roam the streets forever   Just like cats but we’d never stray   Break:           Verse: I sometimes wish you were a mermaid I could raise you in the tub at home   We could take a swim together   On weekly daytrips to the bay   Oooo oooooh        you and me It would be only    you and me   Oooo oooooh        you and me It would be only    you and me   Break:           Verse: I wish you were a little bigger   Not just big but really fat   Doors you would no longer fit through   In my bed you would have to stay   Verse: I often wish that you had feathers   I’d keep you in a giant cage All day long I’d sit and watch you   And sing for you if it would be okay   Oooo oooooh        you and me It would be only    you and me   Oooo oooooh        you and me It would be only    you and me   Break:   /u Bridge: People say   There are plenty of fish   In the sea   Baby all I do is wish   I wish I wish I Verse: I wish you were a little slower   Not just slow but p-p-p-p paralyzed   That I could plug you into a socket   So you could never run away   Verse: I really wish that you were smaller   Not just small but really really short   So I could put you in my pocket   And carry you around all day   Oooo oooooh        you and me It would be only    you and me   Oooo oooooh        you and me It would be only    you and me   Ending: You and Me                You and Me                >