Dont Crash The Ambulance

[Intro] | | / | | / | | | / | | / | [Verse 1]    Don’t often open up this floor    since I handed in my gun What all these keys are for     now my tour of duty’s done        You got to know the switches now you got your turn Watch and learn junior     watch and learn    [Interlude] | | / | | / | [Verse 2] Now you will get your trouble spots    here’s one from down voodoo way Bragged he had me by the you-know-whats    very funny you don’t say    The big enchilada       stealing elections     Had to go down there       trash collection [Bridge]   Got his cojones on my desk in there    made into a souvenir     Set of cufflinks nice pair    the rest of him’s someplace up here     Sometimes you got to put a shoulder to the door Not so fast junior    listen to your Pa [Chorus] Here son     I’m handing over to you Don’t crash the ambulance     whatever you do [Interlude] | | / | | / | [Verse 3] What we have here’s a dung hole place    thought it was fly shit on the map Fat bastard ugly face     and the personal crap      You can’t move the barriers You can’t mess with oil and gas Had to go down there   stick a couple   aircraft carriers in his ass [Bridge] Fancy dress  medals chest  it’s all in here for all the gigs     Gas mask bullet-proof vest   all the usual rigs      There’ll be things they missed     they didn’t mention       You’ve even got a whistle in there   for attracting attention    [Interlude] | | / | | / | [Verse 4] Well I think you’re gonna be okay son    you’ve had the tour I guess These two buttons by the way   this one I hope you never press    Some holy fool just watch who’s not like you or me   That one’s the whole shooting match right there it’s the whole shitaree [Verse 5] We don’t forget who put us here Jack     that’s page one We talk soft but carry a big stick   and pack the biggest gun      We don’t like accidents     major or minor      You don’t want yourself an incident don’t ever invade China [Chorus] Here son      I’m handing over to you Don’t crash the ambulance    Here son      I’m handing over to you Don’t crash the ambulance         whatever you do [Outro] | | / | | / | (Fade out)