Ifwhiteamericatoldthetruthforonedayitsworldwouldfallapart

[Chords] E5    022xxx E5*   x799xx C#5   x466xx A5    577xxx B5    x244xx C5    x355xx D5    x577xx A5*   x022xx G5    355xxx [Sample] N.C. Next Thursday you’re invited to watch Rising Tide’s live coverage of a gala tribute in salute to Ronald Reagan. N.C. Host Haley Barbour joins special guest Lady Margaret Thatcher in celebrating the former president’s 83rd birthday. N.C. Tickets are 1000 Dollars a plate but you can see the event free on GOP TV. [Intro] N.C.        [Verse 1] Images of perfection suntan and napalm Grenada Haiti Poland Nicaragua Who shall we choose for our morality I’m thinking right now of Hollywood tragedy Big Mac smack Phoenix R. please smile y’all Cuba Mexico can’t cauterise our discipline Your idols speak so much of the abyss Yet your morals only run as deep as the surface [Chorus] Cool groovy morning fine Tipper Gore was a friend of mine    I love a free country The stars and stripes and an apple for mommy [Bridge] (Conservatives say) "There ain’t no black in the Union Jack" (Democrats say) "There ain’t enough white in the Stars and Stripes" [Break]        [Verse 2] Compton Harlem a pimp fucked a priest The white man has just found a new moral saviour Vital stats how white was their skin Unimportant just another inner-city drive-by thing Morning fine serve your first coffee of the day Real privilege it will take your problems away Number one the best no excuse from me I am here to serve the Moral Majority [Chorus] Cool groovy morning fine Tipper Gore was a friend of mine    I love a free country The stars and stripes and an apple for mommy [Bridge] Zapruder the first to masturbate The world’s first taste of crucified grace (And we say) there’s not enough black in the Union Jack (And we say) there’s so much white in the Stars and Stripes [Middle]   *           * *           *           *           [Outro] Fuck the Brady bill Fuck the Brady bill If God made man they say Sam Colt made him equal