Take My Drunk Ass Home
Luke Bryan
[Chorus] It’s time to take my drunk ass home I drank all the whiskey and my money’s all gone Hit on all the girls sang every song It’s time to take my drunk ass home [Verse 1] Well I worked all week So I could come here Have a good time and an ice cold beer But one turned to 10 and 10 turned to 20 And 20 plus an empty bottle’s too damn many [Chorus] It’s time to take my drunk ass home I drank all the whiskey and my money’s all gone Hit on all the girls sang every song It’s time to take my drunk ass home [Verse 2] Well it seems that I misplaced my shirt I can’t find my keys for all this parking lot dirt My fall back plan has done got sad ’Cause my ex-girlfriend aren’t looking half bad [Chorus] It’s time to take my drunk ass home I drank all the whiskey and my money’s all gone Hit on all the girls sang every song It’s time to take my drunk ass home "Help me up aww put me back down put me back down" [Verse 3] I sucker punched my best friend And the bouncer head locked me on stage with the band I I look like hell I feel like shit I think it’s time I call it quits [Chorus] It’s time to take my drunk ass home I drank all the whiskey and my money’s all gone Hit on all the girls sang every song It’s time to take my drunk ass home [Verse 4] Yeah it’s time to take my drunk ass home I twisted up my ankle can’t find my cell phone Yeah my lips all busted and my buzz is gone It’s time to take my drunk ass home If y’all agree then sing along It’s time to take my drunk ass home [Outro] "Oh somebody call me a cab please"