Please No Squeeza Da Banana

Intro                                           e|--------|---------------|---------------|---------------| B|--------|---------------|---------------|---------------| G|--------|---------------|---------------|---------------| D|--------|---------------|---------------|--2------------| A|----0-2-|--3------------|--3------------|---------------| E|--3-----|----------3----|----------3----|---------------|                                 e|---------------|---------------|--------------| B|---------------|---------------|--------------| G|---------------|---------------|--------------| D|--3------------|--3------------|--------------| A|---------------|---------------|--3-----------| E|---------------|----------3--3-|---------3----|                                        e|---------------|---------------|--------------| B|---------------|---------------|--------------| G|---------------|--0-2-0--------|--------0-----| D|---------------|--------3-2-0--|--------------| A|--0------------|---------------|--3-----------| E|----------0----|---------------|--------------| (chords only Intro below is to be used only if NOT playing the TAB intro above)                        Prelude Riley the cop would always stop On the corner of Tony’s fruit stand. He’d help himself to anything On which he could lay his hand. Oh! Riley did this quite often; Plenty of fruit he would soften ’Til Tony got sore And inwardly swore. Then he began to shout! verse 1 Hey! Please no squeeza da banana! e|----------| B|-0-1-2-3--| G|----------| D|----------| A|----------| E|----------| Because! when you do dat! e|----------| B|----------| G|----------| D|----------| A|----------| E|-----3-3--| then-a you make her flat Hey! Please no squeeza da banana! e|----------| B|----------| G|----------| D|-0-1-2-3--| A|----------| E|----------| When you squeeza da plum you put him on the bum. e|----------| B|----------| G|----------| D|----------| A|----------| E|-----3-3--| You touch-a dis you touch-a dat You touch-a everyt’ing - You push-a dis you push-a dat You never buy notting! So please no squeeza da banana! e|----------| B|-0-1-2-3--| G|----------| D|----------| A|----------| E|----------| if you squeeze Officer please Squeeza da coconut! verse 2 Hey! Please no squeeza da banana! e|----------| B|-0-1-2-3--| G|----------| D|----------| A|----------| E|----------| Because! when you do dat! e|----------| B|----------| G|----------| D|----------| A|----------| E|-----3-3--| then-a you make her flat Hey! please no squeeza da banana e|----------| B|----------| G|----------| D|-0-1-2-3--| A|----------| E|----------| When you squeeza da grape You put-a him outta shape! e|----------| B|----------| G|----------| D|----------| A|----------| E|-----3-3--| you toucha dis you toucha dat you take a me for a fool You push a dis you squeeza dat; Why don’t you squeeza citroul? Oh! please no squeeza da banana! e|----------| B|-0-1-2-3--| G|----------| D|----------| A|----------| E|----------| Now if you squeeze Officer please Squeeza da coconut! Interlude e|----------| B|-0-1-2-3--| G|----------| D|----------| A|----------| E|----------| e|----------| B|----------| G|----------| D|----------| A|----------| E|-----3-3--| >Gu> e|----------| B|----------| G|----------| D|-0-1-2-3--| A|----------| E|----------| >G e|----------| B|----------| G|----------| D|----------| A|----------| E|-----3-3--| G7u> e|----------| B|-0-1-2-3--| G|----------| D|----------| A|----------| E|----------|     verse 3 Hey! Please no squeeza da banana! e|----------| B|-0-1-2-3--| G|----------| D|----------| A|----------| E|----------| Because! when you do dat! e|----------| B|----------| G|----------| D|----------| A|----------| E|-----3-3--| then-a you make her flat Hey! please no squeeza da banana e|----------| B|----------| G|----------| D|-0-1-2-3--| A|----------| E|----------| and When-a you squeeza da peach Mama-mia what a reach! e|----------| B|----------| G|----------| D|----------| A|----------| E|-----3-3--| You touch-a dis you touch-a dat You mess ’em uppa da stand. You take-a dis you push-a dat Someday I break-a you hand! Oh! please no squeeza da banana! e|----------| B|-0-1-2-3--| G|----------| D|----------| A|----------| E|----------| Now if you squeeze Officer please Squeeza da coconut! Verse 5 Hey! Please no squeeza da banana! e|----------| B|-0-1-2-3--| G|----------| D|----------| A|----------| E|----------| Because! when you do dat! e|----------| B|----------| G|----------| D|----------| A|----------| E|-----3-3--| then-a you make her flat Hey! please no squeeza da banana e|----------| B|----------| G|----------| D|-0-1-2-3--| A|----------| E|----------| ?Cause when you squeeza da pear You act-a like a square. e|----------| B|----------| G|----------| D|----------| A|----------| E|-----3-3--| You touch-a dis you touch-a dat You flatten out-a da fig. You squeeza dis you eat-a dat You act-a like a pig! Oh! please no squeeza da banana! e|----------| B|-0-1-2-3--| G|----------| D|----------| A|----------| E|----------| Now if you squeeze Officer please Squeeza da coconut! Outro Squeeza da googoochill            (sp.? meaning?) Squeeza da watermelon Squeeza da moolinyon           (sp.? mellon?) But please no squeeza da banana! 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