Banana Split For My Baby

[Intro]          [Verse] Banana split for my baby A glass of plain water for me Banana split for my baby A glass of plain water for me Dispenser man if you please Gb                      Gdim7 Serve my chick a mess of calories Banana split for my baby A glass of plain water for me Slip back the lid scoop everything in sight Make it a rainbow of red brown and white Chocolate chip and everything that’s nice Tutti-frutti once and spumoni twice Banana split for my baby And a glass of plain water for me Spray the whipped cream for at least an hour Pile it as high as the Eiffel Tower Load it with nuts about sixteen tons Top it with a pizza just for fun Banana split for my baby And a glass of plain water for me Banana split for my baby A glass of plain water for me Banana split for my baby A glass of plain water for me Stack her up with crazy goo Gb                                  Gdim7 ’Cause that’s the stuff she likes to wade right through Banana split for my baby A glass of plain water for me Now add the cherries the kind she loves to munch Skip one banana use the whole darn bunch Drown it in fudge six or seven cans Give her two spoons she’ll eat it with both hands Banana split for my baby And a glass of plain water for me Separate checks it must be                           Gb Gdim7 Charge the split to her the water to me [Outro] Oh the banana split’s for my baby And the glass of plain water’s for me N.C. Ain’t got no money The glass of plain water’s for me