Nocturnal Stumblebutt
Loudon Wainwright III
[Intro] Dsus D Dsus Well it’s 3am Dm Dsus and so I creep around the house cause you’re asleep D Dsus I want you to Dm Dsus sleep real tight D Dsus I dont want to turn on any light D Dsus I care about you Dm Dsus about you I fret but right now I need a cigarette D Dsus I can’t sleep Dm Dsus I gotta smoke I think I left some in my coat D Dsus No they’re not there Dm Dsus but there’s a chance I left some in a pocket in my pants D Dsus Bumped into the table just below the belt If you were a man baby you’d know how that felt [Bridge] ahhhahh Just one thing I don’t want to do And that one thing is to wake up you My hands are shaking my brow it is damp Bumped into the chair knocked over the lamp Bumped into the chair knocked over the lamp D Dsus Sure I know where Dm Dsus some cigarettes are But it’s too cold outside to go to the car D Dsus I know this habit of mine Dm Dsus it’s gotta be fed D Dsus I’m gonna get down Dm Dsus I’m gonna scrounge G7 Dsus around under the Bed D Dsus Under the bed Dm Dsus down on the floor Up on top baby A Dsus I can hear you snore D Dsus Snore baby oh Dm Dsus Snore baby oh Eureka! I’m in luck I found some matches D Dsus and a crumpled butt And just to show I love you D Dsus I’m not gonna look for an ashtray baby I’m gonna use your shoe!