(x4) Midnight at the glamor show on a Sunday Night Everybody drink alotta whiskey and wine We dance like no tomorrow we're on burlesque time But everybody's gotta work tomorrow at nine Touch me t-touch me baby but don't mess up my hair Love me l-love me crazy but don't get too attached this is a brink affair Vanity (pictures in magazines movie screens) Vanity (there is a camera so many beauty queens) Vanity (it's so good to be) Popular and glamorous we love ourselves and no one else Va-va-va-va-vanity va-vanity va-va-va-vanity Nothin' wrong with being just a little bit vain We need a little pretty cuz this country's insane So go ahead and label me whatever you like But nothings quite as sexy as a woman is fine Touch me t-touch me baby but don't mess up my hair Love me l-love me crazy but don't get too attached this is a brink affair Vanity (pictures in magazines movie screens) Vanity (there is a camera so many beauty queens) Vanity (it's so good to be) Popular and glamorous we love ourselves and no one else Look at me (watcha lookin' at) Look at me (watcha starin' at) Look at me (watcha lookin' at) Look at me (watcha starin'at) I'm comin' around I'm sippin' on Andre it's time I heard the cutie's in the back start in the p-party line Let's dance (quick round) we're in the vanity house We'll cover the secrets diamonds we're happy cuz we're shinin' Touch me t-touch me baby but don't mess up my hair Love me l-love me crazy but don't get too attached this is a brink affair Vanity (pictures in magazines movie screens) Vanity (there is a camera so many beauty queens) Vanity (it's so good to be) Popular and glamorous we love ourselves and no one else (x2)