Eddie The Eunuch

[Intro] Eddie the Eunuch was a weasel Nasty as an old man?s nose Makin’ believin? he was evil Struttin? in his mama?s clothes You know that Eddie had a bad connection baby Never had a chance to ball Sleeping in the wrong direction baby Dreaming he was ten feet tall but now [Chorus] Eddie the eunuch is a rock and roll critic Suckin’ like a super star Slicker than a shoe-shine quicker than a two-time Eddie what a thing you are ooh   You know that Eddie makes a damn good livin? baby Puttin’ other people down Eddie couldn?t ever forgive them baby ?Cause he wasn?t Jackson Browne no but [Chorus] He’s a climber All the way down to the gutter Probably stomp on his mother yeah He ain’t got no shame boys But there’s more to the game Like who to bless and who to blame boys