Po-Dunk

[Verse 1] Momma looking good in some jeans all ripped         Got a baby in her belly and a baby on her hip       Little toe headed rascal peeing off the porch       Daddy got a shotgun looking for a stork Oh lord [Chorus] And that’s po-dunk Don’t give a flying hillbilly fuck I said po-dunk House full of youngins and a yard full of junk Love us if you can sorry if you can’t Holla if you is shut up if you ain’t Po-o-o-o Po-Dunk! [Verse 2] Bible by the bed and a bottle sitting pretty        Pigskin on the TV bacon in a skillet         An old mutt in the yard licking on an itch        Bunch of fake flamingos flocking by the ditch (Can I get a witness?!) [Chorus] And that’s po-dunk Don’t give a flying hillbilly fuck I said po-dunk House full of youngins and a yard full of junk Love us if you can sorry if you can’t Holla if you is shut up if you ain’t Po-o-o-o Po-Dunk! [Bridge] Po-dunk [Verse 3] Put your adult beverage over your head If you’re bat shit crazy and your neck is red As the dirt on the road where we all grew up Sing something with me if you ain’t nothing but... (You ain’t nothing but you ain’t nothing but you ain’t nothing but) [Chorus] And that’s po-dunk Don’t give a flying hillbilly fuck I said po-dunk House full of youngins and a yard full of junk Love us if you can sorry if you can’t Holla if you is shut up if you ain’t Po-o-o-o Po-Dunk!