Lowlife Living The Highlife

[Intro]   x3 [Verse 1] I got my Cat Scratch Fever eight-track My best friend’s in a gun rack I’m a lowlife   I owe everybody money I think racist jokes are funny I’m a lowlife   I got a dirty mind a gutter mouth I’m makin’ time I’m goin’ out With your wife [Chorus] N.C. Cause I’m a Lowlife       I’m a lowlife       [Verse 2] I got kids I’ve never seen And their momma’s seventeen I’m a lowlife    I take strippers out to breakfast You can add that to my checklist I’m a lowlife    Ahh the landlord called the rent is due I spent it all on a KISS tattoo I Rock ’n Roll all night [Chorus] Cause I’m a lowlife        I’m a lowlife        Yeah I’m a lowlife        Living the high life            [Instrumental] [Verse 3] I’m watchin’ porno on the TV Ponderin’ why she ever leaves me I’m a lowlife   The object of my affection Asked the police for protection I’m a lowlife   The romance is gone I’m doing fine Me and your mom had a real good time Just last night   [Instrumental] [Chorus] N.C. Cause I’m a Lowlife       I’m a lowlife       [Verse 4] I make black music N.C. For the white man N.C. Keep cocaine upon my nightstand I’m a Lowlife         Ain’t never hung out in the Catskills But I’ve been to jail in Nashville I’m a lowlife    I’ve got a dirty mind a gutter mouth For making time I’m going out With your wife Yeah yeah yeah N.C. Hey [Chorus] N.C. I’m a Lowlife       I’m a lowlife       Yeah I’m a lowlife       Living the high life [Outro] Lowlife (oh yeah oh yeah) Lowlife (low low low) Lowlife (low lowlife) Lowlife (lowlife lowlife)