In Spite Of Ourselves

Intro                 HIS VERSE She don’t like her eggs all runny She thinks crossin’ her legs is funny She looks down her nose at money She gets it on like the Easter Bunny She’s my baby I’m her honey I’m never gonna let her go HER VERSE He ain’t got laid in a month of Sundays I caught him once and he was sniffin’ my undies He ain’t too sharp but he gets things done Drinks his beer like it’s oxygen He’s my baby And I’m his honey Never gonna let him go    COMBO Chorus In spite of ourselves We’ll end up a’sittin’ on a rainbow Against all odds Honey we’re the big door prize    We’re gonna spite our noses Right off of our faces There won’t be nothin’ but big old hearts Dancin’ in our eyes.    HIS VERSE She thinks all my jokes are corny Convict movies make her horny She likes ketchup on her scrambled eggs Swears like a sailor when she shaves her legs She takes a lickin’ but she keeps on tickin’ I’m never gonna let her go.    HER VERSE He’s got more balls than a big brass monkey He’s a whacked out weirdo and a lovebug junkie He’s sly as a fox and crazy as a loon When payday comes he’s howlin’ at the moon But he’s my baby.  I don’t mean maybe Never gonna let him go In spite of ourselves We’ll end up a’sittin’ on a rainbow Against all odds Honey we’re the big door prize    We’re gonna spite our noses Right off of our faces There won’t be nothin’ but big old hearts Dancin’ in our eyes.       Repeat Chorus There won’t be nothin’ but big old hearts Dancin’ in our eyes.