Absolutely Zero

You. You were a friend. You were a friend of mine I let you spend the night. You see it was my fault Of course it was mine. I'm,    too hard at work Have you ever heard of anything so absurd Ever in your life ? I'm sorry for wasting your time Who am I to say this situation isn't great ? When it's my job to make the most of it Of course I didn't know that it would happen to me Not that easy-e-e. Hey, what's that you say ? You're not blaming me for anything well that's great but I don't break that eeeasy Does it fade away ? So that's why I'm,  I'm apologizing now For telling you I thought that we could make it I just don't get enough To believe that we've both changed. See, who am I to say this situation isn't great ? It is my time to make the most of it Of course I didn't know that it would happen to me Not that easy, no-o no-o no no-o-o If all along the fault is up for grabs why can't you have it ? If it's for sale what is your offer ? I will sell it for no less than what I bought it for Pay no more than absolutely zero-ooo.         Well neither one of us deserves the blame Because opportunities moved us away   And it's not an easy thing to learn to play A game that's made for two that's you and me The rules remain a mystery See how it's easy ? See, who am I to say this situation isn't great ? Well it's our time to make the most of it How could we ever know that this would happen to mee Not that easy, no-o no-o oh-oh-oh-oh When all along the fault is up for grabs and there you have it Well it's for sale go make your offer Well I sell it for no less than what I bought it for Pay no more than absolutely zero-oooo-ooo.