I Would Have You

When I was very young I thought that life was long Thought I would make it as a sergeant Or an athlete of great talent And I decided then When I'll become a man I will save Earth's population Put all the villains in a prison And there will be my name At the rock n'roll hall of fame I will only have world leaders Rocking out as my band members We'll open up for Rush I'll become such a hush But I will always have the greatest hangover I would have you, I would have you As my only love I would have you, I would have you As my only love When I was just a boy My life was full of joy And every new day was a great day And every love song had to be wrong I thought nothing would affect me Our love would be my jet ski And I'd wear you as a helmet You'd always be there to protect me We would end up in a castle I would not become an asshole I wouldn't stare at your mom's cleavage Pawn my ring or lose my courage Refrain When I open up my drawers Everything is tidy You folded all my laundry So I know that you care about me Refrain