She Sits Down On Me

[Verse I] Now listen to my story boys I need your sympathy The tatooed lady in the circus fell in love with me And just to prove her love sweet as Canned tardy She had my picture tatooed on her body [Verse 2] She has the landing of the pilgrims on her shoulder And on her back she has the sunset of the west Right beside her dimpled knee was a great big apple tree And the pyramids look lovely on her chest When she decided that she’d like to add my picture She simply couldn’t find a vacant spot you see [Chorus] So she tatooed my poor face in a most peculier place Now when ever she sits down she sits on me                [Verse 3] She has a small gardenia tatooed on her elbow And on her hip she has the lovely Queen of May And right beneath her shapely spine if you saw that pal of mine Or you could see the famous road to Mandalay She had two rusty hinges tatooed on her knee caps They looked so real they squeek each time she bends her knee [Chorus] But she fills me with disgrace when she tatooed my poor face So when ever she sits down she sits on me                 [Verse 4] Now do you wonder why I’m looking sad and worried    do you wonder why I’m feeling mighty low I’d like to take to take a chance and kick her right square in the pants But if I do I’ll only kick myself I know The only time that anyone can see my picture Is when that tatooed lady take a bath oh gee I get black and blue of course every time she rides a horse ’Cause whenever she sits down she sits on me all night and day when ever she sits down she sits on me