This Ain't Dallas

intro: |  |N.C.|C   | THIS AIN’T DALLAS AND THIS AIN’T DYNASTY THIS IS A REAL LIVE TWO JOB WORKIN’ FAMILY AND I AIN’T J.R. AND YOU AIN’T SUE ELLEN WERE JUST A MAN AND WOMEN HOLDING THINGS TOGETHER                 I WORK EVERYDAY THE SUN COMES UP FROM EIGHT UNTIL FIVE I DON’T HAVE A NEW MERCEDES CAR OR A CHAUFFEUR TO DRIVE MY WIFE AIN’T OUT SHOPPING WITH THE COUNTRY CLUB QUEENS CAUSE SHE’S WORKIN IN THE MORNIN’   UNTIL SHE PICKS UP THE KIDS AT THREE THIS AIN’T DALLAS AND THIS AIN’T DYNASTY THIS IS A REAL LIVE TWO JOB WORKIN’ FAMILY AND I AIN’T J.R. AND YOU AIN’T SUE ELLEN WERE JUST A MAN AND WOMEN HOLDING THINGS TOGETHER NOW WE ALL LIKE TO WATCH THOSE SHOWS AND WE ALL LIKE TO DREAM             YEAH OL’ J.R. IS  MAKING DEALS     AND ALEXIS IS MAKIN STEAM                   JOAN AND LINDA VICTORIA AND MORGAN THEY’RE A SIGHT TO SEE               MY OLD LADY SAID "I KNOW WHAT YOUR THINKIN" I SAID "NOW HONEY DON’T YOU KNOW ALL OF THAT IS ON T.V." AND THIS AIN’T DALLAS AND THIS AIN’T DYNASTY THIS IS MAKIN’ A LIVIN’ DPWN IN TENNESSEE AND I AIN’T J.R. AND YOU AIN’T SUE ELLEN WERE JUST A MAN AND WOMEN HOLDING THIS THING TOGETHER THIS AIN’T DALLAS AND THIS AIN’T DYNASTY THIS IS A REAL LIVE TWO JOB WORKIN’ FAMILY AND I AIN’T J.R. AND YOU AIN’T SUE ELLEN WERE JUST A MAN AND WOMEN HOLDING THINGS TOGETHER