If the South Woulda Won

If the south woulds won we’d a had it made    I’d probly run for presidend of the southern state    The day Elvis passed away would be our national holiday   If the South would a won we’d had a it made    I’d made my supreme court down in texas    Would’nt have no killers get off free   They were proven guilty then they would swing quickly    In stead of writin books and smilin on T.} V.   We’d all learn cajum cookin in Louisiana  and I’d put that capitol back in    Alabama   We’d put Florida on the right track cause We’d take miami back   and throw all them pushers in the slammers                I’d have all the whiskey made in Tennessee and all the horses raised in thse    Kentucky hills the nations treasury would be in Tupelo Mississippi   and I’d put Hank Williams picture on one hundred dollar bills   I’d have all cars made in the carolina’s and I’d ban all the ones made in    China   I’d have every girl child sent to }Georgia to lean to smile and talk    with that southern accent it drives me wild    I’d have all the fiddles made in Virginia cause they sure can make’em sound    so fine   I’m goin up on Wolverton mountain and see ol Clinton Powers and have    a sip of his good ol Arkansas wine   If the south woulda won we’d had it made   I’d probbly run for president of the southern state   When Patsy Cline passed away thatwould be our mationsal holiday   If the south woulda won we’d a had it made