Alligator

Sleepy Alligator in the noon day sun Lyin’ by the river just like he usually done Call for his whiskey he can call for his tea Call all he want to but he can’t call me Oh no I’ve been there before And I ain’t gonna come around here no more                          Hung up waitin’ for windy day Hung up waitin’ for windy day Creepy alligator coming all around the bend Shoutin’ about the times when we was mutual friends I checked my memory and I checked it quick yes I will I checked it runnin’ some old kind of trick Oh no Well I’ve been there before And I ain’t gonna come around here any more       Sailin’ down the river in an old canoe A bunch of bugs and an old tennis shoe Out of the river all ugly and green Came the biggest old alligator that I’ve ever seen Teeth big and pointy and his eyes were buggin’ out Contracted the union put the beggars to rout Screamin’ and yellin’ he was pickin’ his chops He never runs he just stumbles and hops Just out of prison on ten dollars bail Mumblin’ bitches and waggin’ his tail