Gossip Calypso

|_ _ _ |_ _ _ |_ _ _ |_ _ _ |    |_ _ _ |_ _ _ |_ _ _ |_ _ _ |    |_ _ Gossip calypso Gossip calypso Hear all about it yak a yak-yak Every woman up at the window Giving out the gossip and getting it back                 Oh Mrs Brown well how are you now I tell you I've had a shocking time with Ern and his stomach Don't talk to me my Charlie has gone and fallen down the stairs again Saints preserve us   Poor old chap did he hurt himself Well not as much as Alf that's my cousin Fred's boy I learned from Fred the doctor said he'll have to have his knee-cap scraped cor blimey singing Gossip calypso Gossip calypso Hear all about it yak a yak-yak Every woman up at the window Giving out the gossip and getting it back                 Oh Mrs Booze have you heard the news that woman You know the very fat one down at the corner Climbed in a truck got stuck they think that they never gonna get her out do tell me Well I had a feller round and gave him a pound To free her with an oxyacetylene welder Must send along some books it looks like she's gonna be there quite some time cor blimey singing Gossip calypso Gossip calypso Hear all about it yak a yak-yak Every woman up at the window Giving out the gossip and getting it back                     Oh Mrs Ware I do like your hair who does it I go to Madame Pom Pom round by the gas works With all that fruit it looks so cute I can't believe it it's really you like a film star   Have you heard dear a little bird has Told me Mrs Tate's expecting her seventh Well glory be that's three she's had since Lenny had his tonsils out cor blimey singing Gossip calypso Gossip calypso Hear all about it yak a yak-yak Every woman up at the window Giving out the gossip and getting it back Giving out the gossip and getting it back