Pigeons

Intro:      Who put fifty tons of shit on the Foreign Office roof?    Who suffers from nine known diseases?       Who gets up in the morning when the sun comes up And make their beds of paper clips and bus tickets All around their heads Who congregate around Tra - falgar Square   Taking pot shots at the tourists Oh you’ve got to watch out When you wander round the square in the morning    Cause they’re everywhere they’re everywhere. Here we have an honest man a civil servant to boot He lived high up in the Ministry And when he wished to make a point he knew just what to do    His window ledges were all covered in grease I want them out of here He said to me I want them gone Be - cause you see   oh don’t you see None of us are getting any younger You’ve got to follow your nose And if it tells you that you’ve got to go Well that’s because   they’re everywhere they’re everywhere... So we called in those men those horrible men And set them to work on the rooftops You see their van is very plain and I know they’re too ashamed To wear their "by-appointment" badges any-more Sometimes they use Vaseline sometimes they use the pill    I’ve often seen them with a gun But as the years go by old habits seem to die And nowadays they knockatize them all Oh you’ve got to watch out As you wander ’round the Square in the morning    They’re everywhere they’re everywhere. / / / | / / / | / / / | / / / | / / / |   / / / | / / / || ====================== Eric Goosenberg Fox Chase Cancer Center (215)728-2450  tele.