Honky-Tonk Somewhere
Garth Brooks
[Verse 1] Help me 911 operator got a Friday night emergency I need nursin’ cause I’m hurtin’ from a long week workin’ And I’m thirstin’ for a remedy I need a red-head brunette or blonde Angel of mercy that will put me through intensive care There’s gotta be a honky-tonk somewhere [Verse 2] Hang on don’t hang up on me lady Gotta take me to the promised land Cause I’m dying to see something like a juke joint jumpin’ to a thumpin’ little five piece band And be it red dirt swing just anything that’s country Even karaoke I don’t care There’s gotta be a honky-tonk somewhere [Chorus] There’s gotta be a honky-tonk somewhere There’s gotta be a honky-tonk Girl you gotta get me there I’ve tried my phone app road maps Siri where’s the party at But that ain’t got me anywhere There’s gotta be a honky-tonk somewhere [Solo] [Verse 3] Last call that’s all operator I’m afraid I’m runnin’ out of time I know I sound broken but I just keep hopin’ for an open glowin’ neon sign And maybe this is crazy but I’m thinkin’ baby Maybe later you could meet me there There’s gotta be a honky-tonk somewhere [Chorus] There’s gotta be a honky-tonk somewhere There’s gotta be a honky-tonk Girl you gotta get me there I’ve tried my phone app road maps Siri where’s the party at But that ain’t got me anywhere There’s gotta be a honky-tonk somewhere (out there) There’s gotta be a honky-tonk somewhere