Jackie Jackson

[Intro] [Verse] Well jackie jackson was a greedy boy That’s right he liked to stuff his face The thing that gave that boy the greatest joy Was eating far too many cakes And he ate one two three four But jackie wanted more Five six seven eight Jackie had another plate And by the time he got to twenty Anybody woulda thought that he’d had plenty But he had another eight which Which makes it twenty-eight So when he got to twenty-eight N.C He stopped N.C He stopped eating cakes but only because he’d run out of cakes [Verse] But Jackie jackson was a greedy boy Yes he said "i’ve not had enough I think that i could eat a thousand cakes Then i could eat a thousand more Because Because i love the taste of tasty cakes I think i’ll find myself some more!" [Inter] N.C And he did N.C He went down to the local shop where there were loads of cakes Loads of cakes So he ate one two three four five and six Well jackie was a little bit sick And didn’t stop when he got to eight And said "i love the taste of cakes! I love the taste of cakes that’s right I’ll eat all day and i’ll eat all night" And one two three four Jackie had a little bit more At seventeen he said "i need to eat until the shop is clean And cakes and all the cakes pass through my mouth I munch up a banana I munched up cakes into my large expanding gut My large expanding gut." N.C And he did he ate 32 cakes in that shop and N.C Ah he’d already eaten 28 cakes N.C 28 and 32 that means he’d eaten 60 cakes N.C And well do you think that jackie jackson’s had eaten enough cakes? Well jackie was a greedy boy He said "i’ll never have enough!" He ate 10 20 30 40 Jackie said he’d never thought he’d Get to eat so many tasty cakes and ate another 80 Jackie gave a little moan His stomach gave a little groan Jackie yelled and cried "oh no! I think my belly’s overloaded! My belly’s overloaded! My belly’s overloaded! My belly’s overloaded! My belly’s overloaded!" N.C Bang! N.C Jackie exploded N.C He’d eaten over 200! N.C 200! N.C 200 cakes N.C He’d eaten 200 cakes and jackie jackson? N.C Well jackie was dead