San Berdino
Frank Zappa
[Verse 1] She lives in Mojave in a Winnebago His name is Bobby he looks like a potato She’s in love with a boy from the rodeo Am N.C. Who pulls the rope on the chute When they let those suckers go He got slobberin’ drunk at the Palomino They give him thirty days in San Ber’dino Well there’s forty-four men Stashed away in Tank "C" Am N.C. And there’s only one shower But it don’t apply to Bobby [Bridge 1] You may think they’re dumb and lonely But you’re wrong ’cause their love is strong Stacked-up hair and a cheap little ring They don’t care ’cause it don’t mean a thing Looka there They don’t care [Interlude] [Bridge 2] Best-est way that they can feel-o Out on the highway rollin’ a wheel-o He’s her Tootsie she’s for real-o Trailer park heaven it’s a real good deal-o Real good deal-o Real good deal-o Real good deal-o Real good deal-o [Outro] The rest of their lives In San Ber’dino Gonna spend the rest of their lives In San Ber’dino Gonna spend the rest of their lives Down in San Ber’dino Come on with me Come on with me Come on with me Down in San Ber’dino Just 60 miles 60 miles Down the San Ber’dino freeway They got some dark green air An’ you can choke all day That’s right! Gonna spend the rest of their lives Rest of their lives Rest of their lives Say now ain’t talkin’ ’bout Fontana Ain’t talkin’ ’bout uh uh Ain’t talkin’ ’bout uh uh Ain’t talkin’ ’bout uh uh Ain’t talkin’ ’bout the Redlands no no ZULCH is the auto works I’m tellin’ you That’s where they take All the cars that they hurt Come on and let’s all go down to San Ber’dino Ooo-ooo Ooo-ooo Ooo-ooo Let’s-a go down down down Down in San Ber’dino Wouldja b’lieve it Wouldja b’lieve it now come on San Ber’dino San Ber’dino San Ber’dino (Got to call it) San Ber’dino (C’mere) San Ber’dino San Ber’dino San Ber’dino San Ber’dino The rest of their lives In San Ber’dino