Broken Hearts Are For Assholes

If you know the tune it should come easy!!! Fast Rock! // HEY! DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE? YOUR AN ASSHOLE AN ASSHOLE                            CGDA        SOME OF YOU MIGHT NOT AGREE                                          CGDA CAUSE YOU PROBABLY LIKES A LOT OF MISERY BUT THINK A WHILE AND YOU WILL SEE BROKEN HEART ARE FOR ASSHOLE BROKEN HEART ARE FOR ASSHOLE ARE YOU AN ASSHOLE? BROKEN HEART ARE FOR ASSHOLE ARE YOU AN ASSHOLE TOO? WHATCHA GONNA DO ’CAUSE YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE CGDA                                     CGDA MAYBE YOU THINK YOU’RE A LONELY GUY                                      CGDA MAYBE YOU THING YOUR TOO TOUGH TO CRY SO YOU WENT TO THE GRAPE JUST TO GIVE IT A TRY.     Etc... AND DAGMAR   Without a doubt the ugliest sonofabitch   I ever saw in my life WHAT HIS NAME 1234 THE WHISKERS STICKING OUT FROM UNDERNEATH OF HIS PANCAKE MAKEUP And yet he was a beautiful lady NEARLY DROVE YOU INSANE Lets talk about leather AND SO YOU KISSED A LITTLE SAILOR Tex abel starring in the latest shepperton production WHO HAD JUST BLEW IN FROM SPAIN "Sir Richard Pump-A-Loaf" YOU SNIFFED THE REEKING BUNS OF ANGEL The story of a demented bread boffer AND ACTED LIKE IT WAS COCAINE Cucumber pud annexed to a fine whole-wheat loaf YOU WERE DAZZLED BY THE EXCITING NEW COSTUME OF KOKO then on Tuesday night Caesar’s back in town IN A WAY YOU CAN’T EXPLAIN Facing off in a no holds barred tag team grudge match with kona AND SO YOU WORKED THE WALL WITH MICHAEL 379 pounds of Samoan dynamite WHICH GAVE YOUR BACK AN AWFUL STAIN Volcanic hell BUT YOU CAME BACK ON SUNDAY FOR THE GONG SHOW next Thursday teen town finest BUT YOU FORGOT WHAT I WAY SAYIN ’CAUSE YOUR AN ASSHOLE YOUR AN ASSHOLE THAT’S RIGHT ’CAUSE YOUR AN ASSHOLE YOUR AN ASSHOLE YES YES ’CAUSE YOUR AN ASSHOLE YOUR AN ASSHOLE THAT’S RIGHT ’CAUSE YOUR AN ASSHOLE YOUR AN ASSHOLE // NOW YOU BEEN TO THE GRAPE AN YOU BEEN TO THE CHEST AN NOW I THINK YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR ARE YOUR AN ASSHOLE                                                         CGDA YOU SAY YOU CAN’T LIVE WITH WHAT YOU’VE BEEN THROUGH                                         CGDA WELL LADIES YOU CAN BE AN ASSHOLE TOO YOU MIGHT PRETEND YOU AIN’T GOT ONE ON THE BOTTOM OF YOU     BUT DON’T FOOL YOURSELF GIRL  IT’S LOOKING AT YOU            BUT DON’T FOOL YOURSELF GIRL  IT’S WINKING AT YOU           BUT DON’T FOOL YOURSELF GIRL ITS BLINKING AT YOU            THAT’S WHY I SAY I’M GONNA RAM IT RAM IT RAM IT RAM IT UP YER POOP CHUTE CORN HOLE FIST FUCK                                               4x WRIST WATCH:CRISCO PUD! DON’T FOOL YERSELF GIRLIT’S GOIN RIGHT UP YER POOP CHUTE   {4X}                  AW I KNEW YOU’D BE SURPRISED!   Good Luck with this one.    Classic Zappa!!! submited by Will Kaemmerling [email protected]