Headfirst Slide Into Cooperstown On A Bad Bet

                           ()                           Mr. Sandman showing his beam when he walks into the room the walls lean    () in to listen         ()         ()              ()                    Surf out blank waves clicking back and forth like old headlights sniffing       () bottled you again. Head like a steel trap wish I didn?t I didn?t I didn?t I didn?t                     ()         () I didn?t I didn?t I didn?t I don?t? Just want to be a footnote in someone else?s happiness. (And) Does your husband know the way that the sunshine gleams from your       () wedding band? Does he know the way does he know the way of the crickets that would                   () convince me to call it a night?                                                 () I will never end up like him behind my back I already am. Keep a calendar this way you will always know. The last time you came through oh darling I know what you?re going through. The last time you came through oh darling oh darling oh darling? ( ) () ( ) () Tempest in a teacup get unique.                       () Peroxide Princess shine like shark teeth It?s a sign(it?s a sign)    It?s a sign(it?s a sign) ()                               () It?s a sign what if you peaked early. (And) Does your husband know the way that the sunshine gleams from your       () wedding band? Does he know the way does he know the way of the crickets that would                   () convince me to call it a night?                                       ()   Does he  does he know the way to worship our  love? (And) Does your husband know the way that the sunshine gleams from your       () wedding band?                                                 () I will never end up like him behind my back I already am. Keep a calendar this way you will always know. ("Turn-Up") The last time you came through oh darling I know what you?re going through. The last time you came through oh darling oh darling oh darling?   Does your husband know? Does your husband know? Does your husband know ()            Oh oh oh whoa-oh? Does he know? Does he know does he know? Whoa-ah-ah-ah-ah oh! oh! oh! I will never end up like him behind my back I already am.        ()                               Keep a calendar this way you will always know. Oh the last time you came through Oh darling I know what you?re going through. The last time you came through                               (let ring) Oh darling I know what you?re going through. (special chords) E |--------------| B |-(10)---------| G |--9------7----| D |--10-----7----| A |--7------5----| E |--------------|