Disloyal Order Of Water Buffaloes

{Intro}   I?m coming apart at the seams.   Pitching myself into other people?s dreams.   Like buzz buzz buzz.   Doc there’s a hole where something was.   Doc there’s a hole where something was.   D---A-G (x2)    {Verse 1}   Fell out of bed. Butterfly bandage But don’t worry.   You’ll never remember Your head is far too blurry.   Put him in the back of a squad car Restrain that man   He needs his head put through a cat scan.   Hey editor I?m undeniable   Hey Doctor I?m certifiable   I?m a loose bolt of a complete machine   What a match: I?m half doomed and you?re semi sweet   ---   {Chorus}   So boycott love Detox just to retox   And I?d promise you anything for another shot at life   Imperfect boys With their perfect ploys   Nobody wants to hear you sing about tragedy (wants to hear you sing about tragedy)   D---A-G (x2)     {Verse 2}   Little girl You got my staring eye   Or was it just a telescopic camera lie   Paying dolls in the highway Truck stop stalls   Lock-less jails to deny my rules   So rookies leave your badge and your gun on the desk when you   leave the room I?m a loose bolt of a complete machine   What a match: I?m half doomed and you?re silly sweet   **Chorus**   {Bridge}   (let it ring for a while)   **Chorus**   And end it on another